what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises
it becomes daytrogen
I’m going to bed.
good nitrogen
sleep tightrogen
don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
Hello Queen of Genovia
I’ll reblog it every time I see in my dash. EVERY. TIME.
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Via Stuff and Things
Nostalgia
only 5K … neat, guess us older folk are scarce here on tumblr
that life
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Via Memento Mori
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
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Watch Doctor Who they said. It’ll be fun they said.
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Via It's ok to be Takei
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
get it girl
z snap
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i love how potato in french is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”
like what stupid frenchman saw this:
and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

